Why do people take the mik out of Real Vampires?
21 June 2010
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I am 15 and a real vampire i have been for 10 months now i explain it to people and all they do is laugh
i have asked people on Y/A if people are real vampires and they just make bullshit answers like yeah im a real Vamp and i shag Unicorns on weekends
Stop making fun If your a real Vampire Then say so 
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wow – 15 minutes later, tons of ragging, and you are STILL an idiot.
Because they re silly.
Nosferatu is the only cool vampire
read that sentence a few times (the ‘real’ vampire bit) and ask yourself… why do people not take me seriously.
If you still can’t understand, go and grab a biology text book and read it.
if your a vampire just be proud of what you are dont take no bull**** from others they’re just jealous
I saw this on an episode of jerry springer…
It is a personality disorder where a person is led to believe they are a vampire
you’re not a vampire you just believe you are :S
I do strongly believe that the vampires exist. How do u become a vampire. Can u answer that for me by email me. I will really appreciate that. I m a strong believer of theri existence. And i hardly care what others think about me. I just believe and i know its true. Good luck
I would love to hear a thorough and in-depth report on how you become one and what you do, because imo vampires are nothing by folklore popularised by Bram Stoker and created by superstitious Transylvanians who didn’t know about death properly.
So, giving you the generous benefit of the doubt, go ahead and wow me.
no sorry im not a vampire. im a wolf… better run Rawrrr? O.o
because it is biologically impossible… “energy deficiencies” that make people drink blood or drain the energy out of people, are just people that are delusional or that have a mental problem,… if you honestly believe what you are saying tell your parents because you need professional help. i’m not laughing at you because i honestly think you are suffering a mental problem
I may not a vampire, but im a pixie :3
that’s cool, that you are a real vampire. don’t listen to all these people giving you shit about it. they just tell themselves that vampires are not real so they can sleep better at night. That’s also why they just laugh at you. i believe they are real, i am not one. but i would like to ask you a question, do you age? and can you go into the sunlight? email me the answers please.
I’m a real vampire! I’ve been watching you and i would like to recruit you to my vampire academy. I hope you won’t mind sharing a room with a leprechaun and a cyclops though
hahahahaha this question made me lawl
Right so you just became a vampire 10 months ago. How?
Look kid you may think I’m taking the piss but you genuinely need to go and get a blood test if you have been drinking human blood. There is a high risk that you have contracted HIV
I am one. I am PSI. What about u?
YOU HAVE ANEMIA!!!!
15 hmmm……
i think that i learned to separate fact and fantasy when i was around 7.
i bet that you don’t have many friends and need an outlet to vent.
try something else that people wont find so easy to make fun of and you may fit in better, like football.
oh and stop asking this question please or i will start reporting you
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Just stay of of here if your so sensitive. People on here are only required to follow the rules being nice isn’t one of the rules as Long as you don’t…oh never mind read the rules yourself.
Vampire don’t shag unicorns… that’s wizards you terd.
Vampire’s suck on things.
Ya. same boat, I got changed when I was 15. the ironic part was half my friends belong 2 a wolf pack (no joking). tis rather annoying when people dont take you seriously. im actually trying 2 find a way 2 reverse it because im tired of all the bull. good luck.
i don’t know why i mean i think if those non-vampire believers do believe in them their just wasting their time just typing stuff that they know that they won’t get Best Answer by. I know how u feel not even my best friend believed me MY OWN BEST FRIEND that’s why im only gonna tell friends that i trust completely, and know that im serious about it.
The Vampire that you are relating to are not real. They do not exist. Now, to be honest the people answering you are being cruel. I understand why, but it is not the right thing for them to do.No one likes have their belief systems questioned and worse than that, scorned and ridiculed. You are owed an apology. I would like to ask you, Why do you feel that you are a ‘Real’ Vampire? How do you define ‘real’. I have studied Vampirism for more than 30 years as an academic and I can honestly say that I have found no compelling evidence for the classic Hollywood movie version of the Vampire. The folklore and mythology is very compelling and deserves further study. But the belief in Vampires that are based on Idealized examples like the Anne Rice Novels or “Twilight” is a delusion. These are entertainments and have nothing to do with the Vampires found all through history and Mythology. Please feel free to message me and I would be happy to share my information regarding historic and Folkloric Vampires. You also should try to remember that, at 15, there can be any number of normal physiological or psychological explainations for your condition that have nothing to do with Vampirism.
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