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who wants to make twilight vampires real?

23 February 2010 1 views 11 Comments

I know that the vampires from twilight aren’t real but we should make them real by practicing every day running very fast and working out. We have to drink blood too. Since i’m already one of those boring vampires I wouldn’t mind attacking people for blood sounds like fun!WHO’S WITH ME!

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  • Optimus Rhyme said:

    I tried. Doesn’t work. When you cover people in glitter, guys come out of nowhere to beat them up. also, the glitter gets into their lungs and they die. I don’t think glitter is supposed to kill a vampire, so obviously it did not work.

  • ty said:

    i thought the twilight vampires dont attack humans…

    but if you do, then you would just be a normal vampire.

    carlisle would be disappointed, edward.

  • ???Dreams??? said:

    It actually sounds fun haha.

  • Joey1988 said:

    No one. Are you twelve? Seriously, Twilight was created by a horrible writer who was a wannabe Anne Rice, get over it.

  • ????? said:

    Sorry. You can’t become a vampire by working out.

  • RosieRaniform said:

    No tar, i don’t like twilight.

  • Googlywotsit said:

    Who wants to make twilight vampires real?

    Probably almost every other 12 year old who’s seen the film?

  • Vaxon said:

    No
    cased closed
    and no one elses opinion matters
    end of conversation

  • ??????g?? f???? ? ???? ??????? said:

    Exactly.. I wonder how you become a vampire by WORKING OUT! :D

    And dude.. If you want to become a vampire.. You must be bit bu another vampire in order to the venom spoiling your entire system!

    And for the love of God, The Cullens are vegetarians! They hunt only animals.. Not humans! Geez.

    Well, I guess this is every Twilighter’s dream.. For the vampires to exist.
    But hey, we can dream can’t we? :)

    *sigh* Edward. :D

  • Zojo said:

    twilight rox!!! edward is sooooo hotttt!!!! i am tottaly with you!

  • Kellan_Lutz's_lilhelper! said:

    You know that if you attack people for blood you are murdering them and you will be arrested right? And running and working out doesn’t make you a vampire. And you can get sick from drinking random peoples blood. What if they have some type of disease? Oh and if you think killing people sounds like fun, well then you might need to see a therapist about that.

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