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Twilight “Saga” Spoof- New Moon/Eclipse

7 October 2010 484 views 25 Comments


Bella introduces her new “vampire” boyfriend to her father. Yes, it’s another Twilight parody . This is dedicated to everyone who despises this grotesque idiocy as passionately as I do. For those of you who do actually enjoy Twilight, I would recommend watching this on mute. Also, for the sensitive in the audience, I would appreciate not being called a homophobe or gay basher because of what is said in the video. I myself do not have a problem with the gay community, the character in my video however does. I gave him a handle bar mustache for a reason. There’s only two kinds of men who have the balls big enough to attempt to pull off handle bar mustaches, those who hate homosexuals as much as humanly possible, and those who ARE homosexuals. The character in my video is the former. HEY MONKEY AND APPLE FANS! PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK. tinyurl.com Buy Twilight “Saga” Spoof-New Moon T-Shirts here! “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires: (Mens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires (Womens): www.cafepress.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Fan me on Facebook: www.facebook.com

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25 Comments »

  • darkeradicator1990 said:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Winter0Phoenix said:

    Sparkle motion…you better…shut…your mouth.

    haha. this is great.

  • likeastarbaby said:

    If I wanted you to open your mouth, I would take out my dick.

  • likeastarbaby said:

    Edward has downs syndrome.

  • azzozoz said:

    so funny

  • mickymayagusta said:

    it would be funnier if he didn’t saying fucking so much

  • chill855 said:

    you gonna glitter at me? noo!

  • IPbasSFreak said:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha this is so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!! haaahahahaaa

  • moonlightsurrender said:

    why hasn’t this got more views?

  • im2cool4u22 said:

    lol did you just call my daughter a fucking spidermonkey

  • Future0331 said:

    LMAO times 100000000000000 =D

  • vampiregirl423 said:

    i’m disowning you get the fuck out my house!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL laughing so hard bout to pee my pants :) :) :) :) :) :)

  • MrUberPie said:

    That Was funny lololol

  • magicalmuciek6709 said:

    Look at how Edward looks the entire time! LOL Cooter lips!!!!

  • magicalmuciek6709 said:

    Look at how Edward looks the entire time! LOL Cooter lips!!!!

  • mayorprowell said:

    It’s like a magnet in his face…that..keeps..attracting..my hand…HAHAHAHAHA i love that part

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  • atomichead777 said:

    197 people are FUCKING SPARKLES!!!

  • lacostemedia said:

    i have never laughed sooo hard in my life… its 3:22am in the morning and i woke up everyone.. too funny. well done.

  • Slipknot666917 said:

    begining to end i was luaghing my fuckin ass off =D

  • dude13zo said:

    This is a little Homophobic…

  • AmberTheLaxQueen said:

    FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!

  • Baugher117 said:

    The puppy at the end looks like mine!

  • TheMunfordALTO said:

    lol edward is ass-ugly. bella is beautiful though.

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