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Twilight “Saga” Spoof- New Moon

24 May 2010 264 views 25 Comments


Bella introduces her new “vampire” boyfriend to her father. Yes, it’s another Twilight parody . This is dedicated to everyone who despises this grotesque idiocy as passionately as I do. For those of you who do actually enjoy Twilight, I would recommend watching this on mute. Also, for the sensitive in the audience, I would appreciate not being called a homophobe or gay basher because of what is said in the video. I myself do not have a problem with the gay community, the character in my video however does. I gave him a handle bar mustache for a reason. There’s only two kinds of men who have the balls big enough to attempt to pull off handle bar mustaches, those who hate homosexuals as much as humanly possible, and those who ARE homosexuals. The character in my video is the former. HEY MONKEY AND APPLE FANS! PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK. tinyurl.com Buy Twilight “Saga” Spoof-New Moon T-Shirts here! “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “You f**king SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Mens) www.cafepress.com “Vampires DON’T F**KING SPARKLE!!” (Womens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires: (Mens) www.cafepress.com Claire’s Vampires (Womens): www.cafepress.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Fan me on Facebook: www.facebook.com

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25 Comments »

  • cookiescookies44 said:

    OMFG i <3 u dude!!! You make the most drop dead videos ever, i cant live without them!! xD

  • twilightsagalover31 said:

    lol at edwards face expressions i couldn’t stop laughing that dude who played charlie was so funny i laughed really hard when he started slapping him

  • jjjade13 said:

    i looove this video sir. i watched it at least 10 times :]
    its funny – i love twilight and i love all of its spoofs haha

  • piemakesmelol said:

    @MegaCODGOD- Exscuse me? Who are you to tell me to keep my comments to myslef? This is called the COMMENT section…I’ll say whatever I want. GOD IS GAY, wow, end of the world….calm down and grow up.

  • MegaCODGOD said:

    @piemakesmelol Please keep your comments to yourself…

  • piemakesmelol said:

    @leftbehind1018- Christians are stupdi and God isn’t real…that’s what’s wrong with Christians. By the way before you reply, I know EXACTLY what you are gonna type “Fuck you ya fucking faGgot, God is real..fuck you, your not American, fucking faggot piece of shit”

    Ahem…I’m along the right lines right? Well first off, to be what you call a “faggot” would mean I engage in sex with guys, and to be a “piece of shit” would be to act like a complete moron,…doesn’t that describe you?

  • piemakesmelol said:

    @leftbehind1018- I don’t live in your country you fucking bum bandit.

  • leftbehind1018 said:

    @rhomayo heeeeey faggot! gooo away! maybe to Afganistan! U suk.

  • leftbehind1018 said:

    @piemakesmelol what’s wrong with Christians you pussy piece of cockloving shit?!?

  • leftbehind1018 said:

    @piemakesmelol get the fuck out of this country you fucking faggot. Im disowning you. Get the fuck out!

  • leftbehind1018 said:

    @bushdog1988 no fuck you! gay people are faggots! Faggots FaggotsFaggotsFaggotsFaggotsFaggots Faggots!!!!!!!

  • louiscfc93 said:

    @TheNewUniversal its only a joke

  • 2biodude2 said:

    Special olympic, disney channel faggot. Haha lol

  • xXGakutoSexNessXx said:

    I agree with TheNewUniversal–amazingly hilarious and everything that I wish Twilight -should- have been.
    But the derogatory names toward gay people were a little.. er, over the top, if I may say.
    Other than that, I laughed my ass off. XD.

  • xBluCrayonx said:

    LOL THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!…. but in a good way? hahaha

  • ThexUnknownpersonx said:

    Someone should insert this video in every twilight DVD

  • TheNewUniversal said:

    Funny,… up until the f-bombs…Man, you don’t despise gay people in real life do you? Was that a simple case of character immersion or hate?…

  • moosiau said:

    good spoof XD i friggin HATE twilight :/

  • jikene said:

    LMFAO! This video would still have been funny had it stopped immediately after the father’s first line. The fact that it continued only caused it to become the funniest thing on youtube.

  • Neochemist11 said:

    lmao a fag

  • scenexcore17 said:

    (sparklemotion u better shut ur fucking mouth. if i wanted you to open ur mouth i’d take out my dick) hahahaha

  • doodoopie090 said:

    Thank you. (whispers) thank you. :’ )

  • Ultimate7Maker said:

    Fucking make more of these or you sparkle MonkeyandApple.

  • BeckyLovesCookies said:

    that father guy reminds me veeeery much of Jack Black….. though, it’s very funny^^

  • sliverbullet1 said:

    omg…i..love you,someone now see’s twilight the way i did :D ,,i love you “monkeyandapple” :)

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