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The Only Way To Enjoy The Twilight Series – Pay Attention Stephanie Meyer

18 March 2011 274 views 25 Comments


One of The Audience members decided to send me two stolen books from his sister’s Twilight collection for me to destroy. Gentlemen, as far as I’m concerned, these books were a waste of trees. These aren’t real vampires, not like the ones we have in real life. You want real vampires? Check out 30 Days of Night. Now those are some serious fucking vampires. Vampires should be scary. They shouldn’t be dating your sister. JUST SAYIN. Stephanie Meyer, get the fuck outta here. In this video, I show you the best and proper way to utilize these books. Send in your stuff to be destroyed here: Ricky Chops PO Box 14538 Newport News, VA 23608 Pay this gentleman’s friend a visit here: www.youtube.com Up next: KD6, working on Swain 2 and maybe another gameplay commentary. -Ricky

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  • Bobcat6828 said:

    @RickyChops Keyboard destruction series: Alexis Texas

    # 18 March 2011 at 1:37 pm
  • dabbih123 said:

    30 days of night is awesome

    # 18 March 2011 at 2:11 pm
  • LeadSlinger89 said:

    this whole sex with zombies thing got me wondering… which is worse, necrophilia itself, or the fact that enough people did it, that they had to make a name for it?

    # 18 March 2011 at 2:48 pm
  • DrRoryMagowan said:

    So what age is Little Chops?

    # 18 March 2011 at 3:06 pm
  • jxsth said:

    You need your own talk show.

    # 18 March 2011 at 3:41 pm
  • maarten848 said:

    @RickyChops I hope she fits in the box otherwise i will send in the teddybear that she gave a year ago

    # 18 March 2011 at 4:00 pm
  • RickyChops said:

    @maarten848 Yes.

    # 18 March 2011 at 4:53 pm
  • RickyChops said:

    @codplayerperfection Scotch.

    # 18 March 2011 at 5:37 pm
  • C053L3YB01 said:

    just burn it…..

    # 18 March 2011 at 6:09 pm
  • Dvorak910 said:

    Mr. Chops I Applaud You.

    # 18 March 2011 at 6:41 pm
  • codplayerperfection said:

    What are you drinking? A protein shake or something

    # 18 March 2011 at 7:00 pm
  • EDGESPEAR820 said:

    like it

    # 18 March 2011 at 7:48 pm
  • maarten848 said:

    Can i send in my ex girlfriend XD

    # 18 March 2011 at 7:58 pm
  • theradfromps3 said:

    hey i get it paper beat rock lol ur metal is nothing aginast paper lol

    # 18 March 2011 at 8:28 pm
  • Rikuji20 said:

    YES!!!!!!! DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!

    # 18 March 2011 at 8:54 pm
  • killamanjaro936 said:

    @RickyChops So banging a vampire must be to… Now werewolves I guess that would be more beastiality?

    # 18 March 2011 at 9:28 pm
  • ImBoredDueToGaming said:

    NAMEis I don’t give a fuck lets destroy shit!!!!

    # 18 March 2011 at 9:41 pm
  • suckmynose000 said:

    @superfarful Because he’s a “Jack Hammer”

    # 18 March 2011 at 10:06 pm
  • suckmynose000 said:

    Hey ricky, vampires have no blood, so they cant get hard? think about that next time you masturbate.

    # 18 March 2011 at 10:54 pm
  • superfarful said:

    y is his name mr jackson

    # 18 March 2011 at 11:05 pm
  • theARTOODETOO said:

    this was just great. just good quality entertainment. and your in my zipcode!, if you hear someone scream RICKAYYY!! relax it will be just me giving ya some well deserved props. keep it up man.

    # 18 March 2011 at 11:36 pm
  • dieseldragontamer said:

    Ricky’s Rampage and Rucus!

    # 19 March 2011 at 12:30 am
  • jakers11 said:

    little chops, what a champion

    # 19 March 2011 at 12:43 am
  • SourPatch97 said:

    can i see little chops??

    # 19 March 2011 at 1:05 am
  • RickyChops said:

    @JJtv909 Sounds about right.

    # 19 March 2011 at 2:03 am

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