REAL VAMPIRES ONLY – How Can I Meet Edward?
19 September 2010
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I understand there is a movie out called Twilight based on true events. I NEED to know how i can get in contact with him. I have a lot of questions I need answered. ALSO are there any other Vampires out there and when did you discover you were one of us?










well first of all the movie was based on a fiction book meaning it’s not real. Second of all. edward IS NOT real. so get over it… i know we all wished he was but he’s not. he’s just a character.
None of it is real. It is all imaginary. If they were real why the h*ll do you think they would be on Y!A in the middle of the day?
Come on can’t you come up with better stuff to troll with?
I’m afraid he was killed by van heilsing’s modern relative, we dont know which one yet but he struck at dawn. I first realised i was a vampire when someone arsehole pierced my neck and drunk my blood, then i start burning when i go outside in the day. Im a day person, a hate being a vampire
He’s in northern Canada, hiding from stalkers and hanging out with Wolverine…
*serious face*
Well, you can reach him in Madagascar, that’s where all vampires hide out. Sorry, but I’m not one of you, I’m just apart of the loop because I’m a very respected individual in the vampire world. But you know, you don’t have to believe me, you can go to Madagascar yourself and ask him or you can even find Alice hanging around at gas stations in Europe.
*leaves for vampire conference*
Last I heard of him, he was knocking down houses with Bella.
You fail so hard.
I can get you there. I have only done it once before. Bring your own weapons. Your safety is not guaranteed.
I’m not a vampire, but I do belong to the supernatural world. Edward isn’t real, trust me. Vampires are real, but Edward the sparkly vampire isn’t real. Why would vampires sparkle anyway???
i am a real vamp and u need 2 be quite ur a disgrace to the real ones bc twilight is made up
If that shit was real I’d kill myself.
Edward is a fictional character. He doesn’t exist. Twilight is completely fictional. It has nothing to do with real vampires.
Twilight is not based on true events, even if Edward existed a vampire that pathetic would have been destroyed a long time ago.
YOU GO DIE.
Awww if you had just gotten to me before Buffy, you know the vampire slayer I would totally have told you where they lived, but its too late now, Buffy already owned Edward and the rest of the Cullens. My boy friend Lestat who is a rock star vampire never really liked Edward anyways i think it had something to do with Edward sparkling and well Lestat buring up in sunlight.
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