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is there anyway for me to meet REAL gay vampires?

5 June 2010 1 views 10 Comments

im not talkin about the “psychic vampires” and the other poser fakes that say they are vampires. im talkin about the REAL ones. the ones that hide from people and ARE immortal. no “this is a stupid question” answers. if i wanted those answers i would have asked for them.

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  • DT said:

    i belong to a group called: we are vampires, and yes i am a vampire but im not gay but i do know a few gay vampires.

  • break_thru_the_undertow said:

    Dude, there are no vampires. They’re just a figment of your imagination, like Santa Claus, unicorns, ghosts, the tooth fairy and God.

  • Population said:

    dude, are you kidding me? they’re all over kansas. I went there last weekend and visited my family, we saw them hiding in trees, grazing on deer. My mother even got bitten! I’m pretty sure they were gay too, because they were wearing rainbow pins on the day of silence.
    go to kansas.

  • Teddy said:

    Check the caves. or leave your window open at night so they will feed off of you. I also hear that sleeping in a graveyard attracts them. I think all vampires are bisexual.

  • Hannah said:

    There is no evidence to suggest the existence of vampires.

  • Scribe of the Doomed said:

    Haven’t you said it yourself that they hide from humans?

  • Roberto said:

    If you don’t want the your stupid answers then don’t ask the stupid questions, vampires are a myth and in many of those myths they lose any kind of sexuality as in they are not straight or gay they simply like blood and drinking it and make no preference as to who they get it from.

    But it is just a story, a very popular story perhaps but just a story nonetheless.

  • mythlover123477 said:

    hhahahaha this is so funny but lol i want to no to

  • Joel said:

    If you find any, be sure to let me know. Perhaps I’ll settle for Edward…
    But honestly, I know it feels good to imagine they exist but it’s not healthy. Perhaps you could find a mortal boyfriend, they can be quite fun.

  • anhongcute said:

    just click on internet la
    that the first thing i will do

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