I can’t find any real vampires in my area?
14 June 2011
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I wanted to know if there were any vampires in Haymarket, Virginia. Real vampires. Or maybe just contact a vampire. are there any vampires out there familiar with www.vampirewebsite.net?
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That’s because…
THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!
im a vampire, call me. i live in forks.
ha. ur high
Vampires aren’t real.
I understand your problems.
I personally have problems finding unicorns in my area.
That’s beacause there is no such thing as vampires. Maybe you need to quit sniffing glue.
umm maybe cuz they dont live there
Uhm, maybe you can’t find any because, their not real…
Holy moly
after the whole twilight thing..
There
are
no
such things as vampires.
If there is than my dad is santa claus. x]
hmmm, try to stay up the whole night to see if they come.. nah?
i don’t know..
sorry they arent real only in movies
There are websites out there, you’ve just got to keep looking, I don’t live in VA myself. I found a group of vampires at meetup.com and they’re pretty cool.
You should try cutting yourself and go into the ocean, make sure youre bleeding a lot. vampire can smell blood and will come to you but that might be sharks im not sure
I think somebody has been reading to much Twilight!
Do you know where I can find Harry Potter?
LOL
We are all vampires, come to us child, I feel you’re vibe and your cravings, if you need it, you must have it, give in… just come to us, for you are one of us. Open your heart. One day you’ll be immortal, one day you will find us, or we will find you.
YOU LOSE.
I don’t know check your phone directory. (:
I am sorry but vampires aren’t or are ever going to be real.
I am not sure how you will find vampires, but I sure can help you find a counselor. Best wishes to you
Well more often then not vampires do not want to be found. And if they find you.. They might find you as a tasty snack than a friend. If you are basing you find of vampires on Twilight *cringes* for the love of the goddess.. vampires burn they do not sparkle they burn! *ahem* sorry about that.. but if that’s not why then yeah.. I can’t help with that.. good luck.
Vampires?
Energy “Vampires” are those that will drain your energy – you allow these people to drain your energy. When someone is trying to get the ‘best of ya’ those people are energy vampires. Are they real? Yes there are people that will do anything to get on your nerves, wear you down and cause you waste your time and energy. It’s up to you put become a vampire hunter (so to speak).
Blood ‘Vampires’ are real too. These are the blood drinkers. The so-called clinical Renfield’s syndrome is still controversial.
Are vampires real – yes in a manner of speaking.
As far as the Hollywood vampire, they are not true to life. They are just really great fictional stories that some of us wish was manifested in our everyday world.
So, if you want to find Energy Vampires – look at the people you are surrounded by. If they are draining you then they are ‘vampires’ and you have to make the choice to allow then to continue ‘feeding’ on you. If you want to be one of them then do it start irritating others.
If you want to drink blood – then do it. Find a ‘willing victim’ to drink their blood. That a choice you have to make. If you want to do that then I would contact these people.
When you cut your finger, do you suck the blood to stop the bleeding? If so, you might like the blood other others – just watch out for diseases.
BTW, I wish Hollywood Vampires were real – I’d like to be one of them but I’d have to keep track of the medical records of my victims.
Can’t you just buy a Wii or something? What the hell is wrong with kids today…
Go to Forks, Washington. I’ve heard it’s a big thing up there.
P.S. My name is Bella.
Hah, not really!
why on earth would you wanna find a vampire.. you have a death wish or something? or are you a masochist? really.. now! don’t mess with things you just don’t get! you know sweet romantic twilight vampire (you are so innocent)..
or are you not?
I am a Nurse – this is the most serious answer on this question you’ll ever see. Here is truth – read and understand.
1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I “recycle” my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.
2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.
3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.
4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist – under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.
5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword – I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called “vampires” are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume – it does not make you a vampire.
6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility.
As for the idea that vampires existed “a long time ago” consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago – using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.
7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.
8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.
9. There is no “vampire” gene. People are not “born” as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global “vampire community” engaging in controlled breeding to keep the “bloodline pure” is delusional in the extreme.
10. There is no “vampire virus” – as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread – virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the “vampire websites” there are “thousands” of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its “discoverers” celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.
OMG!! what is stephenie freaking meyer doing to you guys.
Yes there are vampires. And by vampires I mean sweaty, homely xenophobic basement dwellers who sometimes graduate to full on freak show when they actually drink blood and advertise this fact.
Lets be honest. These people have issues and they snow balled when people ignored them through grade school, followed by high school, and quite probably into college/university where they picked up philosophy and psychology books to read between sessions of badly written teen fantasy/romance novels. It was there that they “discovered themselves” and donned the cape.
We didn’t pay attention to them then, why should we now?
They’re about as sexy as a skinny, nerdy, poorly groomed booger eater. Lets face, they’re only an inch apart.
They shouldn’t be that hard to find as basement dwelling doesn’t afford a lot of time to get out, be social or to be exposed to death bringing sunlight on skin normally illuminated by the gentle glow of computer screens.
dont be dumb
I am a sanguinarian vampire.
And all a Sanguinarian Vampire is, is someone born with an energy deficiency that comes out later in life. It is a spiritual energy deficiency with physical side effects… Migranes, Nausia, other various body pains, ect. This energy deficiency USUALLY comes out between the ages of 17 and 25. But everyones experiences are different. Which is why one vampire will will have a different awakening than another. We dont have fangs, but we do have canines. Afterall who doesnt? “Turning” is highly debated throughout the vampiric community, and even those who think it can be done have no idea how to do so. But we all agree that even if it was possible, we would never do it.
There are two types of vampires: Sanguinarians and Psionics. Psionics get energy by draining a persons Aura. Sanguinarians however get it from the blood of others. We do not crave blood we crave energy, and only about an ounce of blood a week; but ive been told that as you get older you need more blood. Vampires can not drink their own blood or the blood of another Vampire because it will actually make us lose the little energy we have or if we drank from another vampire we wouldnt gain anything to make a difference and they would lose what little they had to begin with.
In a way, yes we are very misunderstood. People these days either cling to their fiction books and movies and say we cant be vampires because were not like the vampires in FICTION, Or they try to shove their bible down our throats calling us satan worshipers and much worse. Yes there are some of us who worship satan, but theres plenty of mundanes that do that too. I for one am methodist-branch of christianity.
If your really interested you can go to vampires.nu
thats the only website i trust as 99% of them are filled with fictional crap. This is the only one ive come across that has nothing more than the truth about vampires in it.
I use drinkdeeplyanddream’s forum, come check it out
I am literally only ONE HOUR away from you and I know a lot of people that identify with vampirism. So don’t feel too alone love.
you are dumb. this is why you dont have friends.
are you a vampire too?
edward cullen is not real
goodness u child
what do ppl see in the vampire in the movies/books anyways…
hes dangerous and harmful
And you won’t since they do not exist
No such thing. Sorry.
If there were the vampires you are thinking about I don’t think they would admit to it on this message board honestly.
cant find any because they arent real
there are vampires are every were my friend knows some but i don’t know them ask anyone that is close 2 u
Sorry! I’m a werewolf! AWOOOOOO! LOL!
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Vampires aren’t real, sweetie.
wanna make out or something?
I’m terribly sorry, but unfortunately there are no Known vampires to exist or have ever existed. at one point ppl associated vampires with people who didn’t go to church for over 10 years.
that’s because……THEY’RE ISN’T ANY!!
uhhhh maybe cuz they dont want you to find them…???
i think someone needs a good nights rest
help?:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090711181709AApR8ID
becuase they don’t want to be found, iot would be ignorant dip$#!%s like the people below who would make them discusted with you and then leave.
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