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HOW DO I TELL MY FRIEND THEY ARE A TWILIGHT VAMPIRE IDOTE, AND KNOW NOTHING OF REAL VAMPIRES?

11 September 2010 168 views 8 Comments

the real vampire for me always came from Bram Stroker’s Dracula, how do i tell my friend they’re wrong with out hurting their feelings. AND NO I DON’T CARE FOR TWILIGHT LOVERS. Twilight shoud fall into a well and just die there.

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  • Koul said:

    well, the dracula vampire originated from someone’s imagination just as the twilight vampire originated from someone’s imagination, one is just older than the other. so, I can’t really have an argument for you there since, in the end, it is just all imagination. of course, the dracula vampire is just based off the vampire bat, which is a real animal that drinks blood from animals in the night. that’s it. as long as a vampire drinks blood and does not like the day, then, if looking at it from the animal point of view, that is a vampire. so yeah. twilight is then ok in there interpretation. sorry :(

  • codename47 said:

    how bout this.vampire aren’t real

  • LeStrangeBaby said:

    I can’t stand Twilight. I can’t stand Vampires. If you are going to tell your friend this than just tell them.

    Note: There will be at least 3 questions in the next 1/2 hour pertaining to vampires.

  • Chaoguy said:

    vampires dont sparkle!

  • ? ? Jazzy ? ? said:

    join to club hun x]
    my favroite vampire;;; count dracula ;D

    im still trying to figure how to tell my friend just tell her the truth! whats the worse that can happen? well. she might get mad… yea thats not a really good idea!
    well you can change a what a person likes or not but you can try! just give her facts.
    eventually she will get over it (hopefull)

  • Kyle said:

    There’s no such thing as ‘real vampires’ but I get what you’re saying.
    I hate how the book romanticized pedophilia, stalking, wanting to fuck your boyfriend A LOT, obsessive love, destructive relationships, shallow love and on and on.

    Plus, how do vampires look that good if they can’t see themselves in mirrors?
    They’re just a bunch of awkward retards hopping around the forest eating Bambi and Thumper.

    Why would an immortal being, who’s probably a genius by now and knows all there is to be known, go for an annoying teenage plain jane? OH right, cause the author made her a mary sue

  • dxsrox said:

    Ok, first of all… HATER.

    Second, I love Dracula.

    Third, s/he needs a new friend. I hear they give out some realy good ones down the street.

    Fourth, vampires dont exist. well…. ‘cept for jasper and alice.

  • jeff said:

    i agree with you make them read the original Dracula or watch the anime hellsing
    it will show them what real vampires are like and that they DONT FUCKIN SPARKLE!

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