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Do you believe that there are really real vampires out there?

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I really want to know peoples opinions on this.

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  • DarlingTears said:

    I am a sanguinarian vampire.
    what makes vampires, vampires are that we need energy from others that our bodies can not make for ourselves. This energy is basically life energy, known as psi, parana, or chi. Everyone produces this energy, but for unknown reasons (there are a few different theories), we do not make enough of it, so we need to get this energy from others. When we dont get it, there are physical side effects. aka…migranes, nausia, various body pains. Blood contains prana. prana=energy. This energy deficiency USUALLY comes out between the ages of 17 and 25. But everyones experiences are different. Which is why one vampire will will have a different awakening than another.
    “Turning” is highly debated throughout the vampiric community, and even those who think it can be done have no idea how to do so. But we all agree that even if it was possible, we would never do it.
    Psi vampires get this energy by feeding mentally on the raw energy from people around them. Sang vampires feed on blood for the energy in it, not because of the blood itself. and only about an ounce of blood a week. Vampires can not drink their own blood or the blood of another Vampire because it will actually make us lose the little energy we have or if we drank from another vampire we wouldnt gain anything to make a difference and they would lose what little they had to begin with.
    In a way, we are very misunderstood. People these days either cling to their fiction books and movies and say we cant be vampires because were not like the vampires in FICTION, Or they try to shove their bible down our throats calling us satan worshipers and much worse. Yes there are some of us who worship satan, but theres plenty of mundanes that do that too. I for one am methodist-branch of christianity.
    If your really interested you can go to vampires.nu
    thats the only website i trust as 99% of them are filled with fictional crap. This is the only one ive come across that has nothing more than the truth about vampires in it.

    Or you can go to the website i created, for vampires, witches, wiccans, pagans, and open-minded people.
    thedarkcoven.ning.com

  • Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods said:

    Here is truth – read and understand.
    1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I “recycle” my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.

    2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.

    3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.

    4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist – under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.
    5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword – I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called “vampires” are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume – it does not make you a vampire.

    6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility.

    As for the idea that vampires existed “a long time ago” consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago – using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.

    7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.

    8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.

    9. There is no “vampire” gene. People are not “born” as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global “vampire community” engaging in controlled breeding to keep the “bloodline pure” is delusional in the extreme.

    10. There is no “vampire virus” – as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread – virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the “vampire websites” there are “thousands” of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its “discoverers” celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.

  • "Big Girl Barbie" said:

    TWILIGHT WAS JUST A MOVIE, PEOPLE!
    I just want to poke my eyes out every time someone posts this absurd question. No, dude, no there are no f***ing vampires!

  • -+Cutie+- said:

    yes.
    I may possibly be going through my awakening.
    >.>

    and also,
    Twilight is nothing like real vampires.
    such as real vampires DO NOT SPARKLE.

  • luktholemew2™ said:

    Yes I do.

    MsAnonymous:
    lol even though your being an ass, that would actually be pretty funny. Simply for the novelty factor.

  • Panda15 said:

    There is a chance that there are vampires out there. If its just me…i belive that vampires are real.

  • Arabella said:

    Not at all. All this crap about vampires is rubbish. “Sanguines” and “Psiochrytiosaudjf” or however the heck it’s spelled is just an excuse to be apart of something that many people consider to be cool or special. Although some people may need extra nutrition, this doesn’t mean it has to be taken from human blood. It’s utterly and wholly ridiculous and absolute garbage.

  • Spiral_Dancer said:

    There is something that comes as close to the real thing as I’m sure we’re ever going to find, which is the condition where people actually physically crave blood. I don’t know if it has an actual name, but these kind of people really do exist; but, they have none of the fantastic powers that come with it like flying, immortailty, etc. etc

  • BOB said:

    Darling T is an idiot, and probably believes in the tooth fairy, and that “The Santa Clause” was a documentary. No vampires. Anyone who wants to drink human blood is a dangerous psychopath and needs to be locked up.

  • MsAnonymous said:

    To Lord Bearclaw and Big Girl Barbie, you’re awesome. You’ve said it all, and I feel the same way.

    I honestly wish there was a way that yahoo answers could put in a word filter so that every time someone posted the word ‘vampire’ it automatically changed it it to ‘dumbass’. LOL, can you imagine? All those questions would become ‘How do I become a dumbass?’ Are there really dumbasses?’ or ‘I think I’m becoming a dumbass, please help!
    ROFL, ok, I wish I could petition to have that done now! That’d make the M&F section look a lot better.

    But seriously, in answer, NO, there is NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!

  • Meagan O said:

    I personally think that they are and I’m tired of people yelling at me and making fun of me for thinking so. I can believe what I want. Also I research stuff like this and found evidence that may led to them existing so I say yes.

  • shorty said:

    yes i do i am 1

  • Mia said:

    Yes i do. But i don’t think they live in coffins and come out only at night. (or sparkle in the sunlight) I think if there are vampires they are just people with a strange liking for blood.

  • Matt said:

    Vampire is simply a term like red neck, they don’t mean what it sounds like. Vampires cant turn to mist, turn into bats, aren’t afraid of crosses, etc. But they do thrive, and survive, on energy gaining from other sources.

  • vamp boy said:

    Yes vampires are real I am one and am proud of it no matter how many people say i need therapy.

  • pulky said:

    my friend says he is and i belive my friends so i got to say yes i belive so

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