Calling all vampires!?
14 February 2010
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i need 2 know everything about vampires! dont ask why. i wanna know what they r scared of, what they do, and how 2 become one. i need ppl who know the facts!!!
PS: DO NOT SUGGEST GOOGLE!!!!! or any other search engine!
ah ha ha ha…. a lot of peeps actually responded. btw, i already knew about all that medical stuff(im in the eighth grade) so im not choosing any logical answers.
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try wikipedia or just google vampires. I had to do a project on werewolves and i got TONS of info.
google it. real vampires are just like anyone else, and it is not a virus! if it was, there would be tons of real vampires everywhere, and there are not.
The best thing i can tell you to do is google it, look on some different vampire websites, or talk to a vamp. It’s hard to find one now because everyone thinks they are freaking vampires thanks to that damn Twilight series! Ridiculous!
lol….anyway…..just keep looking, and if you need any help or have any questions, i would gladly be of service!
Message me whenever!
Hope I helped!
WHY? Why do you want to know what they are scared of! Are you hunting? Your lucky Mermaids can only destroy people in water, yes, very protective of Vamps!!!
Lol sorry Spaz attack..but still T.T i hopes you aint hurten them Vampires!
Look it up on google of coarse! i wish i could help! ^.^
immortal fake ones? GOOGLE
real ones….mortal ones? you cant ‘become’ one, you are born one. *though you may found out later on in life that you’re one* I am personally afraid of sharp objects -though i play with them- death, snakes, insects. What do i do? Hm… i am learning to be a teacher, planning to go to Scotland and am a freelance writer/artist. (Im trying to write a book and have pictures for it) in truth they are normal people
fake,in stories only.
How about this. mail me from my profile or my email Red_DBO@yahoo.com. vampires are my life now (besides magic rituals). maybe because i am one. here is a good site. email me if you have questions about white and candle magic. or about vampires. real vampires are not killed by light, just hurt if fully expossed. we do eat and we do sleep. just little of both though. plus vampirism is caused from a virus. it is spread like any STD or some other disease. like exchange of bodily fluids or getting bit will cause this virus to enter your bloodstream. any question email me
I’m a real sang vampire.
I’ll answer a few questions.
Vampires are like humans,
we’re all scared of something different.
My fear is loosing control, and killing the ones I love.
But that’s just me, I don’t drink human blood.
I control myself.
Each of us vampires have different ways that
we’ve become one.
I was born w/ an energy deficiency…
but that’s a whole differen’t story..
I’ll tell you more if you email me,
I don’t like giving all this info where everyone can see.
So if you’d like to know more, feel free to email me at
xhorror_princessx@yahoo.com
Alright my dear, take care :]
The best site, for all the info you need on REAL vampires, is haemavore.com .
I got all my info there, and I’ve made sure it’s all 100% correct.
Real facts:
1. There are no real vampires, and anyone or anything that says they do is delusional. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.
2. Vampires do not exist. Period. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a bolus called chyme. It then passes into the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.
3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.
4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo.
5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword – I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called “vampires” are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume – it does not make you a vampire.
6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS in the U.S. alone, and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility. As for the idea that vampires existed “a long time ago” consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago – using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have taken over and converted every human on the globe in less than ten years. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.
7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.
8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.
9. There is no “vampire” gene – you cannot be “born” a vampire. This would insinuate unbroken bloodlines going back thousands of years, with pre-arranged marraiges to keep the “gene” from spreading. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely mapped the human chromosome strand. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent.
10. There is no vampire “virus” – again, the growth rate would be exponentially fast. Viruses do not rewrite your DNA so you can be a different creature. The HIV retrovirus rewrites DNA, but does so on a cellular level, slowly. A virus capable of transforming every cell in your body as quickly as the so-called vampire virus would shut your body down as every system “turned off” – and you would simply die. Real viruses do not work like haemavore says they do.
i am speaking for all vamps. i am kain… a true born by blood… its complicated… but i would be responsible for converting some of humens into vamps. only pure blood vamps. can convert… the others can just make a virus and kill or sicken… we vamps. were hidding so we woulden interfere with the goverment… but we get board of humans at times… its hard to get our attention…. haha if you wish to hunt us… then go ahead and try…if not then make peace… we have no time 4 war… e-mail me if you wish it dosent matter…
people are bored and nothing else to do.. the world is going to end.. vampires are not real and not fake either.. get a life or get hunted.. brrrrrrrrrh!! btw, real vampires smell really nice =D
Sounds like you are looking for some info to write you own vampire book. If so, that is great! Keep in mind that vampires do not exist, even though there are many who say they need blood and can take other’s energy.
Make up your own story and don’t worry about what others say about something that is fantasy. Make you own fantasy. The best vampire books have done their own thing rather than getting info from people who don’t know any more than you do.
BTW. Here’s a good book I’d recomend you reading. It takes vampires and makes something new from the old stories. Try Annie’s Gift by Holden Herbert. Check it out at Amazon.
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