Are vampires real like the ones in twilight. Or is there anything close to them? If so how do I look like one?
7 April 2011
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I want to look like the cullens, but please keep im mind that Im a guy and i wont wear make up or lipstick. But i will wear baby powder and other things, so please be creative.
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vampires aren’t real but there are some crazy people who get together and drink each other blood.
Uh, why? To attract girls? Try using your personality.
Some people believe that there are people out there, and there are some people that dont believe in it If u want to look like the cullens a vampire u have to become very pale and you have to avoid sleeping if u want the dark colors under the eyes. Also get colored contacts that make u lok like them, and when its sunny u ahve to wear sparkly stuff ahha I hope I helped you.
Please don’t.
This vampire culture, just like the emo culture, should be forbidden by law.
Seeing you people out in public makes me lose some of my faith in humanity.
Twilight is fiction, a book written by a human who took an overused legend and mixed it with the formula for a teenage romance novel.
1. There are no real vampires. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.
2. Vampires do not exist. Period. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a bolus called chyme. It then passes into the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.
3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.
4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo.
5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword – I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called “vampires” are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume – it does not make you a vampire.
6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS, and that is a world-wide epidemic. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.
7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.
8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.
Actually, the lipstick and make-up would be less gay than the baby powder. Just throwing that out there.
If you want to look like one, ex. Edward Cullen, Dye your hair that amazing, but different red color. For the paleness, buy foundation (makeup, sorry) that is at least 2 tones lighter than your original skin color because the baby powder will come off, I tried xD For your lips, just put on chapstick. Buy colored contacts: Dark blackish brown and a light topaz. And thats basically it.
Yes, I am sure there are vampires out there like the ones from Twilight
IM A HUGE FAN!
no such real vampires, but anyway you ask to be creative, in movies, the writer, journalist, team of researchers, director, team of designers and make-up artist, theyre all expert in any kind of stories, film making. before of course filming the said film. it took them months to create such beautiful and almost real based on their very imaginative transcription of stories.
lol are you trying out for a costum party or a characters day!?? well.. beauty on the outside of the cullens was nothing comparing to there inside. if you read the books you know what i mean. you have to be poetic with words and romantic and caring …just the right kind of guy to get a girl to notice you. if your trying to dress up as the cullens to impress a girl or something WRONG MOVE . she’ll think ur a loser. trying to dress up as someone perfect from a book. let your beauty shine from the inside. like “edwards”… al girls love him becasue he is so beautiful not only on the outside but especialy on the inside
Read the book call Sweet Blood it tells you all you need to know to look like that. By the way if your gonna drink blood you gonna get diabetes. Twilight is fiction. Ask the author.
Actually, original myths of vampires states they were ruddy skinned and bloated – from drinking blood, obviously. So eat a lot and get sun burn.
If, however, what you are actually interested in is the sort of gothic “pale and interesting” vampire then that’s a definate look – try toned-down gothic, victorian style severe dark clothing, etc.
I would like to ask why.Be yourself.Don’t follow someone else’s dreams!Don’t try to look like them.
You should look like yourself.
real vampires are like everyone else but there eye color is more vivid than when they were human. mabye a little pailer skin
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