Are there real vampires living in Washington?
15 June 2010
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I know that people will say no, but I just want to have a little hope of meeting a real Edward Cullen.
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Vampires are not real. Grow up.
TWILIGHT FAN !
i feel the same way also
. but i no it cant be, but there is nothing wrong in thinking that somewhere out there is a real edward cullen even if we are kidding ourselves lol.
as for me i have lowered my unrealistic hopes in men and at the moment i will settle for any nice person, that is caring and respects me, and has a great sense of humor lol.
not to squash your hopes and dreams but he doesnt exist.
Vampires like hollywood prtrays them do not exist.
I am a sanguinarian vampire.
And all a Sanguinarian Vampire is, is someone born with an energy deficiency that comes out later in life. It is a spiritual energy deficiency with physical side effects… Migranes, Nausia, other various body pains, ect. This energy deficiency USUALLY comes out between the ages of 17 and 25. But everyones experiences are different. Which is why one vampire will will have a different awakening than another. We dont have fangs, but we do have canines. Afterall who doesnt? “Turning” is highly debated throughout the vampiric community, and even those who think it can be done have no idea how to do so. But we all agree that even if it was possible, we would never do it.
There are two types of vampires: Sanguinarians and Psionics. Psionics get energy by draining a persons Aura. Sanguinarians however get it from the blood of others. We do not crave blood we crave energy, and only about an ounce of blood a week; but ive been told that as you get older you need more blood. Vampires can not drink their own blood or the blood of another Vampire because it will actually make us lose the little energy we have or if we drank from another vampire we wouldnt gain anything to make a difference and they would lose what little they had to begin with.
In a way, we are very misunderstood. People these days either cling to their fiction books and movies and say we cant be vampires because were not like the vampires in FICTION, Or they try to shove their bible down our throats calling us satan worshipers and much worse. Yes there are some of us who worship satan, but theres plenty of mundanes that do that too. I for one am methodist-branch of christianity.
If your really interested you can go to vampires.nu
thats the only website i trust as 99% of them are filled with fictional crap. This is the only one ive come across that has nothing more than the truth about vampires in it
hmmmmm wow i think you’ve read twilight one to many times(like me)
and NO there arn’t any REAL vampires ANYWHERE
dont get me wrong I’m a real twilight fan but I know its not real
my cousin have Porphyria which is said to be linked with “vampire” origin…so I consider him to be “vampire” only he is not immortal…or sucking blood…
but he is not living in Washington…
and Edward is only a fiction character…unless someone ends up doing some plastic surgery to be pale skin and “whatsoever” vampire craps…he maybe an Edward Cullen…
Il Like Turtels
Read the Harry Potter Series as well. It is much more empowering for woman. Don’t take it literally though. The kind of magic portrayed in those books is not real. There is no evidence for the existence of vampires either, that is human vampires. I mean there are vampire bats and other blood sucking animals, but no Edward Cullens.
To me…Nah. But I never said it was impossible. Vampires(not sure to me) might HAVE appeared in the past. But what I say is that they don’t exist. Maybe you may be looking for another type/meaning of vampire. But in reality, it might be someone pretending to be one.
Here is truth – read and understand.
1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I “recycle” my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.
2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.
3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.
4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist – under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.
5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword – I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called “vampires” are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume – it does not make you a vampire.
6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility.
As for the idea that vampires existed “a long time ago” consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago – using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.
7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.
8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.
9. There is no “vampire” gene. People are not “born” as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global “vampire community” engaging in controlled breeding to keep the “bloodline pure” is delusional in the extreme.
10. There is no “vampire virus” – as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread – virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the “vampire websites” there are “thousands” of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its “discoverers” celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.
This is one of the problems with Twilight.
It brainwashes girls into thinking that they will meet their “Edward”.
The human population will decrease because of people like you.
Twilight sucks. Period.
vampires are real, i don’t know much about them, but they do exist. more then one of my friends are vampires, and i agree with DarlingTears, they need energy
i may not know much,
but real vampires aren’t like the ones that you read about in books, but they do exist
real vampires may not die in sunlight, but they do exist
they my not live in Washington (i don’t know if they do or not), but they so exist
they look like you and me
so don’t say that they don’t exist if you don’t know anything about it
anywho, i believed in them before i found out they really did exist
and if you want to believe that the people that believe in vampires are crazy, then, you know what…the people that know the truth don’t care about the fact that you think that they are crazy…in fact if you ask me…i think that you are the people are crazy, because you need to believe in stuff that you don’t know exist,because i we didn’t believe in stuff that we didn’t have proof of, then we wouldn’t have the scientific discoveries that we have.
if you don’t believe in vampires than you don’t know the truth. and if you say that if it was something that was in the genes that the doctors would know…well believe it or not….they might have people that work at the lab that know the truth and makes sure that the truth doesn’t come out
ok…i think that i’m done with my ranting now, if you actually read this then THANK YOU!!! and have a great day!!
yes vampires are real, and they probably live in Washington
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