You may do with this information as you wish, however I must warn you that real vampires violate virtually all of the fundamentals.

Well, I will tell you what real vampires look like.
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-No fangs.
-Any color eyes, only with a dark-colored ring around the outside of the eye, as well as a golden ring around the pupil. – Many will describe this as a “lion’s mane.
-Rather pale.
-Photosensitive.
-Nails –fingernails/toenails– grow more quickly.
-Hair grows more quickly.
-Typically vampires have moderate to dark brown hair. I have never met one with black or blonde.
-May be preppy, emo, jock, goth, country, rocker, etc. Any stereotype.
-Glassy fingernails, but very hard to break or chip.
-Some have sharper canines, some do not.
-Sleeping in coffins is only if they are…eccentric.
-Elegant walk about them.
-Heightened reaction speeds.
-Heightened Psi abilities.
-Quiet footsteps.
-Often appear deep in thought, and/or solemn.
-May be anti-social or extremely social. Depends on the personality.
-Enjoy the night.
-Tend to be very nocturnal.
-Some enjoy human company whilst other see humans merely as food.
-Only about a third belong to Covens.
-All of the ones I know are very knowledgable about history in general. They are not necessarily “history buffs” by any means, but still.
-Seem to know everything about other peoples’ emotions, yet nobody ever knows much about them even though the people “think” that they do.
-May be happy one day, but drained the next day.
-They are not undead.
-They often keep Donors rather than attacking random people. Vampires do not like STD’s either, you know.
-Vampires eat human food, although tend to revolve more around fruits & vegetables.
-They drink blood, although a cup every 2-3 days is enough.
-Vampires must pay the bills, work –oftentimes day-shifts–, live in a house –unless they like caves….which is rather strange…–, and everything else.
-Vampires do not instantly become sexy or beautiful after their Awakening; however, for some unapparent reason, they do appear to quite attractive to humans — even when they do not appear so to other vampires.
-Eyes are hypnotizing when the vampire wants them to be.
-Increased hearing.
-Increased sight.
-Better night-vision.
-Increased smell.
-They can smell blood.
-They can smell blood from a person even when it’s not been spilled.
-Vampires are not immortal. Bullets, stakes, fire, water, wind, lightning, and a punch to the nose the right way will all kill them. They will all kill you too, though.
-Vampires can be of any religion. Catholic, Satanic, Pagan, Wiccan, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, Christian, as well as any other ones out there.
-They always seem to know when somebody is and/or is just about to look at them.

This Answer is becoming entirely too long now, so I shall stop. Obviously they were in no particular order, but were put down merely as they came to my mind.

Also,

I hate to break it to you, but in order to fully be a real vampire, you must have the genetics for it. It is a very rare thing to do since Lilith’s (Just Google “Adam and Lilith”) children have cross-bred so much, however some do have it.

It’s like in those hereditary charts that you learn in high school. You have V for non-vampire and v for vampire. There are four outcomes:

VV Vv vV vv

The only one with which one shall be a real vampire is through the possession of the “vv” coding. Of course, it’s a bit more complicated than that, but that’s the basic concept, anyway.

In any event, I don’t know of any vampires who would Turn you –aside from for sheer cynical amusment–, as, assuming that it is possible for a human to become a vampire, the human would supposedly have the Hunger, but would not have many, if any, of the perks. So I’ve heard. I cannot personally attest to this fact, however I felt that I should inform you of it, regardless. Assuming that it is, indeed, true who do you know that would be able to have that on their concience for the rest of their lives? To make another being dependant upon some external source? Not many that I know of.

Regardless, vampires are real, but not as you would “know” them to be. You, my friend, have been watching too many vampire-related shows. If, howsoever, you or any other who views this question, would like to delve deeper into the world of vampirism, if I may do so, I would like to share the following sites with you:

http://www.awakeanddrink.webs.com < ---Our site
http://www.sanguinarius.org < ---Sangi's site of everything vampire.
http://www.vampirewebsite.net < ---Steve Leighton's site. It has information on the "Vampire Virus."
http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com <—MemoryandDreams’s good general-info site.