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Alucard vs Edward (Twilight vs Hellsing)

20 August 2010 832 views 25 Comments


Twilight VS Hellsing Alucard VS Edward Cullen

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  • RedDragonHomicide said:

    hell ya Dracula….i mean alucarD ftw

  • noxtradamentus said:

    omfg i think i am a vampire, and edward i gay.

  • SpikeCBT1 said:

    TEAM ALUCARD WINS!!

  • wolf123951 said:

    what’d he say now? lol

  • cjcool91 said:

    alucard god bless u the last true iconic vampire of this gen

  • Themanwithn0eyes said:

    Edward=OWNED!

    *Puts on a team Alucard shirt on.

  • Sercil00 said:

    “Neither can you dissolve into mist, nor are you able to transform into a bat. You can’t even heal your own petty injuries. You can’t fight without a pistol and still want to be a nosferatu, you cheeky brat? shame on you!

    don’t let him escape, police girl!”

  • Sercil00 said:

    Neither can you dissolve into mist, nor are you able to transform into a? bat. you can’t even heal your own petty injuries. you don’t know how to fight without a gun and still call yourself a nosferatu, you cheeky brat? shame on you!

    don’t let him escape, police girl

  • fj0823 said:

    @abel081188 LOL even if I support the religion diversity…I have to agree with you with that one, as south park would say…Mormons? DUMB DUMB DUMB!!, Selling twilight to little girls to make loads of munny? SMART SMART SMART!!

  • RandomShinigami4 said:

    I can’t understand a word Alucard says but I liked it…

  • cometgazer379 said:

    team alucard

  • DarkShadowgirl117 said:

    GO ALUCARD!!!!! ^,..,^

  • Ketsuwaaijenai said:

    I love the German voice over for Alucard. It sounds a bit better than the English one.

  • EvilStar109 said:

    Alucard makes The Terminator look like a wimp!!

  • JustSoStupid said:

    hahahaha, i just almost laugh myself into two pieces, come on it’s so funny :P
    edward (N)
    alucard (Y)
    yeah, hellsing rocks (L)

  • quiksiv said:

    lmao theres like no contest here whats Edward gunna do sparkle him to death? Thats like Justin Bieber going up against Chuck liddell.

  • silverwolf904 said:

    Alucard sucks blood, Edward Cullen sucks dick. Alucard > Edward Cullen

  • 1Dudelove said:

    Do you have one of Alucard speaking in English? I’d love to hear what this slick, swauve dude is saying.

  • ismellnoobs said:

    Edward YOU ARE SO FUCKED BEYOND FUCKED OF FUCKING FUCKED DUDE HOLY SHIT I DON’T KNOW HOW FUCKED YOU ARE DAMNIT SHIT FUCK YOU ARE FUCKED LIKE REALLY FUCKED DUDE YOU BETTER SPARKLE WITH YOUR GAY ASS TO ENTERTAIN ALCARD FOR LIKE 2.5 SECONDS OF LIFE FUCCCKKK!!

  • bigfrosty333 said:

    @abel081188 dude you forgot necrophilia… think about it.
    also “NO!!! alucard dont waste you bullets! 1 shot 1 kill, 1 shot 1 kill!”

  • jingles5492 said:

    even though i dont speak german, i can tell that edward sparklepants is still sparklepants and alucard is kickass
    but please can someone giv me what they say XD

  • AlMaleefik said:

    Alucard speaking German =)

  • Skullmakerdemon said:

    sogar deutsch ;D

  • garrik134 said:

    Edwards a little bitch vs Alucard a fucking killing machine = a bloody massacre by Alucard

  • StitchMouthSKR said:

    Umm since edward sparkles and Alucard can summon a huge black dog to fuck you up, ill say Alucard wins.

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